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Masturbike (Bad News cover)

from Every Fucking Halloween by Reverend Hellbastard

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A wild take on my favourite English spoof-band BAD NEWS (something like Spinal Tap, but older) and their almost-no-lyrics classic "Masturbike".

lyrics

Fires of hell, doomsday bell
Prison cell, bloody hell
On my masturbike

See the cat, on the mat
See the cat, it has shat
Look out we're going to hell

Eat my brain, go insane
Eat my brain, go insane
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Ride the rat nightmare man
Ride the rat...pick up the fucking beat!
On my masturbike

Fucking cunt
What's that?

Fucking cunt fucking cunt
Spider is fucking cunt
Goodbye Radio 1!

Eat my brain eat my brain
Eat my brain eat my brain
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Hello Bill, chermobyl
I feel ill, hospitil
On my masturbike

credits

from Every Fucking Halloween, released October 31, 2013
Rik Mayall, Nigel Planer, Peter Richardson, Adrian Edmondson

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Reverend Hellbastard Poland

Reverend Hellbastard (also known as RHB) is horror punk 'n' roll band from Poland/Sweden heavily influenced by horror movies, Halloween themes, and american punk/glam/garage/rock 'n' roll. Most of their songs are available for free download.

Their debut CD is out through Bottom Records.

Reverend - vocals and shit
Krieg - guitars and shit ... more

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